Belt Notch #7: Weirdos - The Prequel

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In which we time-trip a few months into the past, to visit the magical moment when universes collided and Cody Alft first met Merce' Mueller. Try to spot the Stan Lee cameo in this cross-over, as they talk unnecessary TV remakes, favorite chick flicks, Iron Man where Iron Man does not belong, and whether or not Merce's brother has some serious McConaughey feels.
OKAY OKAY OKAY.



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Still amazing after all these years.
And this is still as baffling.

Book Thirty-Six: Weirdos

“WEIRD AT LAST, WEIRD AT LAST. GOD ALMIGHTY, WEIRD AT LAST”

- Cecil Palmer, Welcome To Nightvale

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In which the good ol' boys swab on the sunblock and scissor their pants into shorts, as they prepare to take the show's first ever summer break. Before they head out, though, they've invited two special guests to help end this first volume on a high note: The Unbreakable Merce' Mueller, and Cody "Once Bought a Sword-Cane Online By Accident" Alft. Together they discuss which co-host would win in a George R.R. Martin situation, what is and what is not soup (with shocking results), the quest for the perfect indoor volleyball court, the most terrifying revenge film ever conceived, the Aisle of Unreadable Books, social scofflawing, stoned businessmen, secret romance, cannibalism, Florida, and the proper system of organization for a DVD/Bluray collection.
BELOW THE BIBLE BELT: TOO SOUTHERN TO BE REAL

   
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But why.

Book Twenty-Seven: Cheeseheads Pt. 2

"Let me take you on a journey through my memory palace... "

- The Book of Cody 4:6

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In which the good ol' boys aren't rid of their special guest yet, as they brace themselves for the encroaching amphibian onslaught with more Tales of Cody. Be sure to stay in line as you're taken on a guided tour through the most wretched domicile imaginable, a place where the laws of God and Man cease to exist, sinister St. Nicks lurk at every corner, and mason jars appear and disappear when they see fit. Will Cody learn to trust the fungus? What secret does the M.O.D.O.K. mug still hold? What REALLY happened to Sinbad's career? Some of these questions and more are answered in part two of the weirdest BtBB ever.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLASE' ABOUT A BAG OF MANNEQUIN HEADS?!

   

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... it's a really good movie.

Book Twenty-Seven: Cheeseheads Pt. 1

"We appointed him an angel, We indeed would have made him a man, and We would have certainly caused them confusion in a matter which they have already covered with confusion "

- The Quran, Surat Al-'An`ām, 6:3

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In which the good ol' boys welcome a very special guest to the show: A dark secret from James's past, a traveler from the distant land of Wisconsin, the last son of the Alft tribe, the #2 fan of President #11, the Frogmaster himself, Cody Alft. Furrow your brow in confusion as The Strange One befuddles our hosts with tales of the WereMcConaughey, runs an illicit smuggling operation at Summer Camp with tragic consequences, goes on an epic, cancerous journey for a smoking jacket, and reveals how our show saved his life, before our show immediately tries to kill him. Then there's the penny story.
CURSE THIS M.O.D.O.K. MUG!

NOTE: Cody recorded this episode while phasing between Earth and his home plane of Dimension-F, so instead of leaving a potentially awkward silence, each exit from our reality is signified by an ear-splitting tone, AS PER HIS INSTRUCTIONS.

   

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Listen to more of Cody on Box Office Pulp!
Check out his tumblr why you're at it!
Or this other tumblr I made when I was bored one night.

Okay
I admit

This was weird