Book Thirty-Six: Weirdos

“WEIRD AT LAST, WEIRD AT LAST. GOD ALMIGHTY, WEIRD AT LAST”

- Cecil Palmer, Welcome To Nightvale

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In which the good ol' boys swab on the sunblock and scissor their pants into shorts, as they prepare to take the show's first ever summer break. Before they head out, though, they've invited two special guests to help end this first volume on a high note: The Unbreakable Merce' Mueller, and Cody "Once Bought a Sword-Cane Online By Accident" Alft. Together they discuss which co-host would win in a George R.R. Martin situation, what is and what is not soup (with shocking results), the quest for the perfect indoor volleyball court, the most terrifying revenge film ever conceived, the Aisle of Unreadable Books, social scofflawing, stoned businessmen, secret romance, cannibalism, Florida, and the proper system of organization for a DVD/Bluray collection.
BELOW THE BIBLE BELT: TOO SOUTHERN TO BE REAL

   
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Book Twenty-Six: Exodus

Behold, I am with you and will keep you wherever you go, and will bring you back to this land.
- Genesis 28: 15

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In which the good ol' boys are cast out of their homeland and forced to march down an arduous path to their other homeland, as the Johnson Family Migration reaches its conclusion. Matt sticks his nose too far into shady dealings at the local Five & Dime, James finds himself strung out, betrayed, and Catfished on two mutually exclusive occasions, and a once-in-a-lifetime offer leaves both speechless and afraid, as the tale of Shadow James erotically unfolds. Just who is the prettiest man is Alabama? The answer will SHOCK you.
HEY BUDDY. WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP?

NOTE: The audio for this episode is some bullshit. We hang our hats in shame for this aural failure, and promise to make to up to 'ya.